Saturday, December 26, 2015

Christmas Advent Finale - Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) & Not On The List

To celebrate the Christmas countdown, Nickelodeon UK delivered festive video treats everyday in the lead-up to Christmas! Check out the last two festive treats from Nickelodeon UK giant selection box in the fantastic festive videos below!:

Christmas Day: Merry Christmas - Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas):



SpongeBob SquarePants has some simple advice to keep everyone in the Christmas spirit in this awesome music video from Nickelodeon's first ever full-length stop-motion animation, "It's A SpongeBob Christmas!"! Sing along with the words below!:

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!

[instrumental]

When others are talking, never interrupt
Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" lyrics via Encyclopedia SpongeBobia.

Boxing Day! - Not on the List



If you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas, then fear not as not everyone does! 'Not on the List' is taken from the "Fairly OddParents Christmas" special, "Merry Wishmas"! Sing-along with the words below!:

(Melancholy Tuba Music)

A.J.: I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas

Sanjay: Not one thing that was on my liiiiiiiiiist!

Chester: Things under our tree

Elmer: That we never wanted to see,

Chorus: And at Santa, we're all really-- Mad!

Chester: Hit it!

(Music gets faster)

Boy: I wanted a remote controlled fire-breathing dragon,
But all Santa brought was this stupid red wagon.

Girl: I wanted a dress with a pretty red bow,
But instead I got a football and a Jarhead Joe!

Chester: And Elmer asked Santa for a trip to Aruba...

Elmer: But instead all he gave me was this really heavy tuba.

Chorus: We can't believe the holiday season looks like this,
Because none of this stuff is on our Christmas list!

Sanjay: Cheese?

Chorus: Not on the list!

Girl: All I wanted this year was my two front teeth,
But under my tree I found jerky beef.

Mr. Turner: I wanted eggnog, but instead of course...

Horse: He was given a gorgeous talking horse.

Vicky: The cash that I wanted I didn't get,
The one thing I did get was VERY UPSET!

Chorus: We can't believe the holiday season looks like this,
Because none of this stuff is on our Christmas list!

Chester: A trash can?

Chorus: Not on the list!
We got new toys, but they are all educational!

Chester: I got tickets to a golf invitational.

Chorus: We got self-help tapes that were not motivational.

A.J.: All I wanted was a ride to the new space stational! (Balloon pops)

Chorus: If we could talk to Santa Claus, we'd have to say this.

Boy: Brand new underwear?

Chorus: Not on the list!

Girl: A shaver for back hair?

Chorus: Not on the list!

Boy: A baby-proof high chair?

Chorus: Not on the list!
It's not on the lllllliiiiiiissssssstttt!

Back Chorus: Not on the list, not on the list, not on the list, not on the list.

A.J.: A bubble jet printer?

Chester: Come on!

Chorus: Not on the list!

"Not on the List" lyrics via Fairly Odd Parents Wiki.
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